Amazon Solves Book Marketing Challenge (Satire)

April 2, 2016 - Kindle Unlimited

“I’m winning,” pronounced Hugh Barnacle, a author of dystopian fiction. “For my book launch this morning, we set my selling bill during $250,000. Within mins we surfaced a charts. It’s so easy – anyone with adequate home equity can turn a bestselling author if they’re committed. If we were a lap-sized poodle, I’d be humping Jeff Bezos’ leg right now.”

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